Friday, March 18, 2005

MY FAVE LINES.

i'm into a reminiscent mode right now, for school has just ended. looking back, it was a great great year. i didn't accomplish much, and somehow i planned that, because freshman year is when i really planned to gear up for my whole college life. soph year is MY year. and so are junior and senior year. *meow*

my freshie year was fun mainly because i spent my time with a lot of people who made me laugh. here are some memorable lines - kasi yung iba funny, yung iba overused. some are you-had-to-be-there-to-laugh ones, but i think you'll find these amusing anyhow. sorry, medyo kadiri yung iba hehe.
Alicia on her friend's genitalia:
My friend has a fat vag... when she wears pants it looks like she has a dick!

Alicia on pubic hair, during an NSTP trip:
Do you guys trim your pubes? (silence in the jeep.)

Andrew on the Alexander fight scene:
Oh God.. Akala ko natamaan yung pepe nung guy! (meron sila non?)

Fidz while eating Flat Tops:
*in a valley girl voice* This is sooo good, it's like, there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited!

Fidz inside Shakey's on full-blast aircon:
Shet.. naninigas utong ko!

Cristina singing the Spice Girls' "Too Much":
I'm not a man.. just a boy who thinks he can!

Cristina giving a pep talk prior to a Math test:
If you can do it, no one can! (sobrang encouraging tone pa yung gamit nya dyan hahaha!)

Cristina on somebody's mother:
Your mother's so old, when I told her to act her age, she died!


Sir Chuck lecturing:
I didn't know that.. I didn't knew.. wait.. I didn't know? or I didn't knew? *thinks hard* I DIDN'T KNEW!

Sir Chuck on American Idol's Sharon Galvez:
Watch this week! Sharon will sing Smokey Mountain's Paraiso.. maloloka yung judges!
(that week, Sharon sang "The Greatest Love of All" and sucked, and on top of that, she was eliminated. sterero.)

Miss Domingo before a Math test:
Use an intermediate pad without lines! (uh, bond paper ata tawag dun eh..)

Sir Marx Lopez during his weekly lectures:
Dahil Comm Majors kayo.. dahil Comm Majors kayo.. *repeat 17 times per session* (porket Comm major tinambakan daw ba ng papers?)

Miss Guillermo during Math lectures:
Check this out! Check this out! Check this out! (ano to, music video?)

Miss Salvador before a test:
Get a one whole sheet of paper, one fourth size. (labo naman e.. whole ba o 1/4?)

Sir Chuck on motherly love:
My mother loves me so much.. she's willing to give up MY life for me! (.. at seryoso siya nung sinabi niya yan! hahahahahaha!)











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